20 minute sweat

so i've been givin ms j shit for some time now because she goes to the gym on her lunch break...which is one hour long. this leaves her with exactly 20 min to do a cardio workout. the rest of the hour is spent travelling, changing, and showering. i thought it was ridiculous.
so here i am today, aware of the fact that i would be unable to attend the gym after work due to my usual overbooking.
guess what this asshole did?
ya...thats right 20 minutes of intense hip hop soundtracked sweaty running too fast for a short time treadmil workout. but i did work up a sweat, and burn 200 calories for those who care.
anyways.
the best part was in the locker room...as one might expect with a bunch of odd looking women galavanting around naked, with the occaisionaly hottie whom you of course do not get to see naked...not that im some pervert lesbo that gets off by hanging out in gym locker rooms or anything.
but anyways, speaking of lesbos...
as i returned to my locker tucked safely in the back corner, i see this big fat super butch dyke standing half naked right next to where i plan on changing. i thought it was funny but i did what any good lezzie would do and put on a hard face, pretended not to notice or care eventho we probably looked pretty funny. the two of us standing there half naked meekly attempting to dress while keeping ourselves covered, towels slipping off our bodies as we akwardly stepped into our pants...then tripped. i imagined someone coming to our section of the locker room and turning around thinking that it was the "lesbian" section, then maybe putting up a sign or something. we parted our ways without saying a word but both secretly acknowledging eachothers gayness. it was quite a moment.
so here i am back at work anticipating another party for co-workers. this place feeds me too much. but hey! at least i can go to the gym for 20 min to work off the shit i eat here...